Please dont sue us Mr Beast

[00:00:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Well I just said you started recording, I just wanted to start off the episode by saying

[00:00:04] [SPEAKER_00]: fuck you Craig.

[00:00:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah, fuck you Craig.

[00:00:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Welcome back to Hard Obe's podcast everyone.

[00:00:11] [SPEAKER_00]: Hopefully Braeden joins us soon, mayhaps?

[00:00:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah he will, he will.

[00:00:17] [SPEAKER_00]: How are you?

[00:00:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh good man.

[00:00:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Doing good.

[00:00:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Been just working a lot, like a lot.

[00:00:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah?

[00:00:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:00:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I've been pulling, I've been basically working from like 7.30 to just 5, 5 o'clock every day

[00:00:35] [SPEAKER_03]: so.

[00:00:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Well how come?

[00:00:37] [SPEAKER_03]: What you doing?

[00:00:38] [SPEAKER_03]: I just have to put in a bit more extra time so I can try and hit some of my targets that

[00:00:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I need to.

[00:00:43] [SPEAKER_03]: So just been trying to catch up on some of that.

[00:00:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Grinding away I see.

[00:00:50] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:00:51] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm probably going to be extra money.

[00:00:53] [SPEAKER_00]: Damn it.

[00:00:54] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm feeling the same way because my insurance has now started and now my paychecks are only

[00:01:00] [SPEAKER_00]: like $400 a week and so it's kind of rough.

[00:01:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh fuck yeah that now it is.

[00:01:06] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm $150 from taxes and then like another $150 from the insurance.

[00:01:11] [SPEAKER_00]: I mean my work is still covering another $250 of that which is insane but it's still

[00:01:18] [SPEAKER_00]: a good chunk of change and so one of the jobs I had applied for, Mobedas if you've heard

[00:01:24] [SPEAKER_00]: of that place, when I first got down here, finally just sent me an email if I wanted

[00:01:32] [SPEAKER_00]: to come down for an interview and at first I was like fuck you, no never mind but then

[00:01:37] [SPEAKER_00]: I was like well if they'll work with me I'm going to just do it and it will be

[00:01:42] [SPEAKER_00]: some extra cash.

[00:01:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:01:44] [SPEAKER_00]: Because I still don't have my car.

[00:01:48] [SPEAKER_00]: We tried a couple more things to try to get it going, try to get it working and it's still

[00:01:52] [SPEAKER_00]: having the same kind of issue so we're finally going to go take it into a shop so they can

[00:01:57] [SPEAKER_00]: properly try to diagnose it.

[00:01:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Problem is I can't take it down to the shop right now until the 21st or the 22nd

[00:02:07] [SPEAKER_00]: because that's when they were available out here.

[00:02:09] [SPEAKER_00]: Shit man that fucking sucks I'm sorry to hear that.

[00:02:12] [SPEAKER_00]: That's alright, at least they're letting me use their truck right now to get to and from

[00:02:17] [SPEAKER_00]: work until we get stuff figured out but it's alright.

[00:02:21] [SPEAKER_00]: It is what it is but that's why I'm probably going to just try to do Mobedas, we'll see

[00:02:25] [SPEAKER_00]: how that goes.

[00:02:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I get you.

[00:02:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_00]: They're going to have to go off of my wacky ass schedule right now because I'm closing

[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_00]: two days of the week while two days closing, two days opening and then my mid-shift on

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_00]: Wednesday so it's 11 to 7 Saturday, Sunday and then 4.30 to 12.30 on Monday, Tuesday

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_00]: and then 10 to 6 on Wednesday.

[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh damn.

[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm kind of, I mean I wanted to do this but I was also under the impression that I'd

[00:02:57] [SPEAKER_00]: have the car available and so I could do deliveries between breakfast, lunch and dinner, yada yada.

[00:03:04] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_00]: It is what it is.

[00:03:06] [SPEAKER_00]: It's not a big deal, whole idea but you know it's...

[00:03:09] [SPEAKER_00]: It's a big enough deal.

[00:03:10] [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.

[00:03:12] [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean.

[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I know exactly what you mean.

[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_03]: But we'll see.

[00:03:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah man.

[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I hope the best for you.

[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I hope it gets resolved so...

[00:03:23] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:03:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Eventually in one way or another, you know, that's life.

[00:03:27] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:03:27] [SPEAKER_00]: That's life.

[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_00]: My daughter starts preschool next month.

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah.

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_03]: My son starts his preschool as well actually.

[00:03:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Exciting.

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, his is next week.

[00:03:47] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh really?

[00:03:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah dude.

[00:03:50] [SPEAKER_00]: Ours is through some teacher, educator person.

[00:03:56] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what to describe her as.

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_00]: Somebody that her...

[00:04:00] [SPEAKER_00]: Mikaela's stepmom, that her son through the one that's like 10 years old now when he had

[00:04:08] [SPEAKER_00]: started preschool.

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_00]: So it's through somebody's house and she's going for like two days a week kind of thing.

[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_00]: It's just nothing crazy but just to start.

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_00]: How many days is your son going?

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know yet.

[00:04:21] [SPEAKER_03]: They haven't given us that schedule so...

[00:04:23] [SPEAKER_00]: No shit.

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Really?

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_00]: And you're like a week behind, interesting.

[00:04:27] [SPEAKER_00]: I know.

[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_03]: That's crazy.

[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what I thought too.

[00:04:30] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like okay so like what days is he in?

[00:04:33] [SPEAKER_03]: What time?

[00:04:34] [SPEAKER_03]: You know, from when to when.

[00:04:36] [SPEAKER_00]: She was like she already had all this already ready to go and Texas all the information.

[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_00]: There's going to be two days away.

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_00]: There's going to be these time frames.

[00:04:43] [SPEAKER_00]: I forget the big time.

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_00]: And then here's her schedule for everything we're going to be learning and going

[00:04:50] [SPEAKER_00]: to go through for the year basically.

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's what we had before and then I don't know.

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_03]: I just got like an email with a bunch of like, hey guys this is like the day when it's back

[00:05:00] [SPEAKER_03]: to school and unfortunately for me, for me, it's on days where I'm in office so I can't

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_03]: be there so it's just going to be mad.

[00:05:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I feel that.

[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think it's super sucks but...

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh you, she has to be there or...

[00:05:15] [SPEAKER_00]: Interesting.

[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Ours is a drop off kind of deal.

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh no sorry.

[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she drops him off but like...

[00:05:22] [SPEAKER_03]: We share a car right?

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Right, I see what you're saying.

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, so it's...

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_00]: So does that mean she's going to have to drop you off and pick you up kind of deal?

[00:05:31] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, basically.

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_00]: I feel that pain.

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_00]: So even with us trying to hopefully get the Monte Carlo back we've still been looking

[00:05:39] [SPEAKER_00]: at other cars and we have options.

[00:05:43] [SPEAKER_00]: The thing is it's with everything crashing right now, I'm kind of just waiting stuff out

[00:05:51] [SPEAKER_00]: a little bit to see where things go.

[00:05:53] [SPEAKER_00]: So like the market right now, I'm sure you've heard about it.

[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, yeah, now's...

[00:05:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Well if you're buying stocks now's the time to buy stocks but...

[00:06:03] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so we'll see.

[00:06:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:06:05] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how the housing market's going to be, I don't know how the car

[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_00]: market's going to be but...

[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_03]: God, I hope the housing market just fucking eradicates itself.

[00:06:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Dude, it's so bad here in Utah man.

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_00]: It's so bad.

[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_03]: But I know it probably won't crash like it did in 2008 but it'll probably

[00:06:27] [SPEAKER_03]: help it'll just correct itself proportionately.

[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how that will work but...

[00:06:35] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_00]: We've been looking at houses in other states that are realistic.

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Right?

[00:06:44] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know man.

[00:06:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Nebraska's got some good ones, Wyoming has some good ones.

[00:06:49] [SPEAKER_00]: Wyoming, well nobody wants to live in Wyoming apparently.

[00:06:51] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why it's like gorgeous over there.

[00:06:54] [SPEAKER_00]: It's hurricane alley over there something like that.

[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Tornado?

[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Tornado, yeah tornadoes sorry.

[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know man if you go to like Afton, that area it's just gorgeous.

[00:07:09] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean you're not going to have cell service for shit.

[00:07:12] [SPEAKER_03]: You can get an internet set up there though they have enough for that

[00:07:15] [SPEAKER_03]: but like it's just a beautiful, beautiful area.

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it?

[00:07:22] [SPEAKER_03]: It is.

[00:07:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I could see myself living out there and just enjoying nature.

[00:07:29] [SPEAKER_00]: Have you thought about where you wanted to go?

[00:07:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah I have.

[00:07:33] [SPEAKER_03]: If not Norway then probably like Wyoming or Montana or just somewhere remote.

[00:07:40] [SPEAKER_00]: We have been looking at South Carolina.

[00:07:46] [SPEAKER_00]: That's a good spot too.

[00:07:48] [SPEAKER_00]: They have some really nice properties not just the house like the area surrounding it.

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_00]: One of them that they had heard Mikaela and her sister had looked at

[00:07:58] [SPEAKER_00]: it was a house four bedroom house that was like $120,000

[00:08:04] [SPEAKER_00]: and it's a nice layout cool inside.

[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_00]: But the property the backyard has these long steps into the grassy area

[00:08:15] [SPEAKER_00]: and then it's right next to a river and then it's covered with trees everywhere.

[00:08:20] [SPEAKER_00]: It's just super pretty.

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_00]: It's just gorgeous.

[00:08:25] [SPEAKER_03]: That sounds great.

[00:08:27] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah I don't know man it's hard to say.

[00:08:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah especially when like for me right now most of my career options are out here.

[00:08:38] [SPEAKER_03]: It's still hard to like leave friends and family behind too.

[00:08:42] [SPEAKER_00]: But you also got to do what's best for your family right?

[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah true.

[00:08:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I know what you're saying.

[00:08:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah but now you're right it's like in the end of the day if you got a better offer

[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_03]: and better life opportunity somewhere else you got to take it.

[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what I would do for work out there necessarily

[00:09:01] [SPEAKER_00]: but maybe I could go transfer it out to the jail or prison out there

[00:09:05] [SPEAKER_00]: if that's what a company at Workforce called Technically Trinity

[00:09:10] [SPEAKER_00]: and they run majority of the prison and jails across the entire country.

[00:09:14] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if necessarily they have one out in South Carolina

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_00]: but it would be a good thing to do.

[00:09:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Hey I know there might need one so you always be on the lookout for it too

[00:09:25] [SPEAKER_03]: and if it ever pops up you can fly and be like hey I want to move out there.

[00:09:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Help me out guys.

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_00]: My boss is chill she's like the 65 year old woman

[00:09:33] [SPEAKER_00]: so she would probably be mad that I'd be going

[00:09:37] [SPEAKER_00]: but she wouldn't stop me either you know she'd be like yeah

[00:09:40] [SPEAKER_00]: I'll see if I can get you transferred out there we'll figure something out.

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_00]: That would be cool.

[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_00]: I'd be sad.

[00:09:46] [SPEAKER_00]: On this flip side though she's probably got like another five years

[00:09:50] [SPEAKER_00]: until she has to retire either through work or forcibly

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_00]: because she's all of her work is just numbers you know what I'm saying

[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_00]: and so she's starting to get to the point

[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_00]: she gets to loss in a lot of those numbers

[00:10:03] [SPEAKER_00]: she's forgetting a lot of the stuff

[00:10:05] [SPEAKER_00]: she's forgetting conversations that she has had with me

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_00]: and the other two people that worked there

[00:10:11] [SPEAKER_00]: it's not it's kind of rough to be honest with you

[00:10:15] [SPEAKER_00]: yeah I can't say you're staying a whole lot

[00:10:18] [SPEAKER_00]: so I could take her position that sounds fucked up

[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_03]: well that's what happens man they retire and you take over

[00:10:23] [SPEAKER_03]: that's how we're going to move up man that's how you do it

[00:10:27] [SPEAKER_00]: yeah and she makes good money

[00:10:29] [SPEAKER_00]: she makes about three thousand dollars every week

[00:10:32] [SPEAKER_00]: something like that

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_00]: yeah it's real good

[00:10:36] [SPEAKER_00]: but I wouldn't be getting her pay

[00:10:38] [SPEAKER_00]: because she has transferred from location to location across the states

[00:10:43] [SPEAKER_00]: yep that's how you do it

[00:10:45] [SPEAKER_00]: yeah and so because of that

[00:10:47] [SPEAKER_00]: she got paid really good and was working out in Salt Lake City

[00:10:49] [SPEAKER_00]: but then moved out here to Tawil as a tempire for only a couple of weeks

[00:10:54] [SPEAKER_00]: and she said she stepped down from Salt Lake City

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_00]: and said I'm just going to stay here

[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_00]: because there's only 200 inmates here at this location

[00:11:02] [SPEAKER_00]: compared to a thousand plus over in Salt Lake City

[00:11:05] [SPEAKER_00]: there's hardly any work to do by comparison

[00:11:08] [SPEAKER_00]: and she gets this keeper same pay

[00:11:11] [SPEAKER_00]: it's just like of course she's going to stay

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah no that's crazy

[00:11:14] [SPEAKER_00]: alright oh yeah

[00:11:16] [SPEAKER_00]: we'll see I could probably take her position

[00:11:19] [SPEAKER_00]: but I also don't want to keep living in this camper either

[00:11:23] [SPEAKER_00]: it's still

[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_00]: ugh yeah

[00:11:25] [SPEAKER_03]: even if you got like half that 1500 a week it's still pretty damn good

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_00]: yeah it would be

[00:11:31] [SPEAKER_00]: it would be fucking fantastic

[00:11:33] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah that definitely get you out of the fucking camper dude

[00:11:37] [SPEAKER_00]: um

[00:11:39] [SPEAKER_00]: I have the opportunity because the other two don't want it

[00:11:42] [SPEAKER_00]: they want to go work for as a correctional officer inside the jail

[00:11:46] [SPEAKER_00]: but if I take her assistant manager position

[00:11:50] [SPEAKER_00]: basically I'll be doing her job

[00:11:52] [SPEAKER_00]: basically anytime that she can't be there

[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_00]: or if she needs me to cover her

[00:11:57] [SPEAKER_00]: all of her same kind of work

[00:11:59] [SPEAKER_00]: but I'd only get paid $2 extra so I'd be at 22

[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_00]: still

[00:12:05] [SPEAKER_00]: yeah

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_00]: yeah exactly

[00:12:09] [SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't want to do that at any other location though

[00:12:13] [SPEAKER_00]: because it's just hell anywhere else

[00:12:17] [SPEAKER_00]: like this location I'm at is easy

[00:12:19] [SPEAKER_00]: just easy easy

[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_00]: you know

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_00]: anyway I might did a fucking spill in the last 20 minutes

[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_00]: and maybe I've been recording

[00:12:28] [SPEAKER_00]: nah you're good man

[00:12:30] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if he had something in mind but

[00:12:33] [SPEAKER_03]: no not really I mean

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_03]: we can try to do D&D again

[00:12:37] [SPEAKER_03]: or we can just like chat and chill

[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_03]: we can do death by AI again

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_00]: yeah I'm just

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_00]: that game is so fun

[00:12:43] [SPEAKER_00]: it is really fun

[00:12:45] [SPEAKER_00]: but I'm not sure how to

[00:12:48] [SPEAKER_03]: make it so we don't have like lolls

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know

[00:12:55] [SPEAKER_03]: there's other things we could do

[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_03]: we could like

[00:12:58] [SPEAKER_03]: review

[00:13:02] [SPEAKER_03]: we can go over some youtube drama

[00:13:05] [SPEAKER_00]: oh

[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_00]: is there been youtube drama

[00:13:07] [SPEAKER_00]: we've not heard about Mr. Beast

[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_00]: oh Mr. Beast

[00:13:11] [SPEAKER_00]: no

[00:13:12] [SPEAKER_00]: the Mr. Beast drama yeah

[00:13:14] [SPEAKER_00]: yeah so what's going on with that

[00:13:17] oh

[00:13:19] [SPEAKER_00]: you could literally stream this

[00:13:21] [SPEAKER_00]: yeah

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_00]: that's insane

[00:13:25] [SPEAKER_03]: so

[00:13:27] [SPEAKER_03]: okay this guy named

[00:13:32] [SPEAKER_03]: dog pack 404

[00:13:35] [SPEAKER_03]: he apparently used to work for Mr. Beast

[00:13:38] [SPEAKER_03]: and

[00:13:39] [SPEAKER_03]: essentially outed him for like

[00:13:41] [SPEAKER_03]: illegal gambling

[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_03]: and for like essentially teaching

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_03]: minors how to gamble

[00:13:46] [SPEAKER_03]: because during like some of his live streams

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_03]: he'd be like hey buy this

[00:13:51] [SPEAKER_03]: shirt for a chance to win this cool

[00:13:53] [SPEAKER_03]: prize

[00:13:54] [SPEAKER_03]: and like change up like when the prize

[00:13:56] [SPEAKER_03]: we won like who the prize was given

[00:13:59] [SPEAKER_03]: to

[00:14:00] [SPEAKER_03]: just a bunch of different shit man

[00:14:02] [SPEAKER_03]: it's

[00:14:04] [SPEAKER_03]: it's super interesting

[00:14:07] [SPEAKER_03]: I have not heard this

[00:14:09] [SPEAKER_03]: oh yeah

[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah it's a big

[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_03]: thing man

[00:14:14] [SPEAKER_00]: I've stayed so far out of

[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_00]: anything media related

[00:14:19] [SPEAKER_00]: right now

[00:14:20] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah

[00:14:21] [SPEAKER_03]: and besides that

[00:14:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Chris Tyson drama

[00:14:25] [SPEAKER_03]: so that's

[00:14:27] [SPEAKER_03]: that's a whole other thing

[00:14:28] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know who that is but okay

[00:14:32] [SPEAKER_01]: why am I

[00:14:33] [SPEAKER_01]: so bright

[00:14:34] [SPEAKER_00]: if you light up my world

[00:14:37] [SPEAKER_00]: yeah my god

[00:14:39] [SPEAKER_01]: light of our life oh my god that's so sweet

[00:14:41] [SPEAKER_00]: yeah what am I hosting

[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_03]: that's so sweet oh you can just hit the

[00:14:45] [SPEAKER_03]: leave activity button

[00:14:48] [SPEAKER_03]: to

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_01]: to

[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_01]: uh

[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_01]: there it is

[00:14:53] [SPEAKER_01]: what are you guys talking about

[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_01]: what are you guys rattling on

[00:14:58] [SPEAKER_03]: just kind of talking about the mr. beast drama

[00:15:00] [SPEAKER_03]: that happened because brandl's been out of the loop so

[00:15:03] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah

[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_01]: when the thing first

[00:15:07] [SPEAKER_01]: started going I'm like

[00:15:08] [SPEAKER_01]: I wonder if this is interested and then

[00:15:11] [SPEAKER_01]: like I started

[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_01]: looking at people talk about it and then I was

[00:15:14] [SPEAKER_01]: like 15 minutes in and I'm like

[00:15:17] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not doing this

[00:15:18] [SPEAKER_03]: oh man you guys are getting sucked into

[00:15:20] [SPEAKER_01]: the rabbit hole

[00:15:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I am

[00:15:23] [SPEAKER_01]: loosely aware of things

[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_01]: but I'm like nah I value

[00:15:29] [SPEAKER_01]: my own personal

[00:15:31] [SPEAKER_01]: sanity

[00:15:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I got I got a little

[00:15:34] [SPEAKER_03]: sucked in it was kind of interesting

[00:15:36] [SPEAKER_03]: kind of so I think

[00:15:38] [SPEAKER_00]: I'll like

[00:15:40] [SPEAKER_00]: my algorithm it's

[00:15:42] [SPEAKER_00]: showed me a snippet of

[00:15:44] [SPEAKER_00]: something about mr. beast drama

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_00]: and then I just scrolled on

[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_00]: because I never watched his content

[00:15:50] [SPEAKER_00]: to begin with yeah I think

[00:15:52] [SPEAKER_00]: it just never fed me anything else after

[00:15:54] [SPEAKER_00]: that it's now that you said

[00:15:56] [SPEAKER_00]: that I do remember it them talking about

[00:15:58] [SPEAKER_00]: it but I had no nothing

[00:16:00] [SPEAKER_00]: beyond that initial thing

[00:16:02] [SPEAKER_03]: so yeah I don't watch mr. beast either

[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_03]: and here's the thing we're all adults

[00:16:06] [SPEAKER_03]: so none of us do

[00:16:08] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah you got a point there

[00:16:10] [SPEAKER_03]: oh yeah the fact that his

[00:16:12] [SPEAKER_03]: audience is primarily kids

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_03]: and I mean he kind of acknowledges it

[00:16:16] [SPEAKER_03]: and then the dude kind of

[00:16:19] [SPEAKER_03]: basically promotes

[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_03]: gambling to a degree

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_03]: is this little fucked

[00:16:24] [SPEAKER_01]: oh I were

[00:16:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I thought you were talking about

[00:16:28] [SPEAKER_01]: the amount of pedophiles he has on

[00:16:30] [SPEAKER_01]: his payroll

[00:16:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I just know of the one

[00:16:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if he has other ones

[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_00]: there's a pedophile or multiple

[00:16:38] [SPEAKER_01]: there's multiple

[00:16:39] [SPEAKER_00]: oh

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah

[00:16:44] [SPEAKER_01]: whoopsies

[00:16:45] [SPEAKER_01]: and then

[00:16:46] [SPEAKER_01]: as

[00:16:49] [SPEAKER_01]: pretty

[00:16:50] [SPEAKER_01]: one yes one maybe

[00:16:56] [SPEAKER_01]: and by maybe

[00:16:58] [SPEAKER_01]: it's identities

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_01]: haven't been verified yet

[00:17:03] [SPEAKER_01]: but there is a specific list

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_01]: that the government likes

[00:17:07] [SPEAKER_01]: to put people on for things

[00:17:12] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah

[00:17:14] yeah

[00:17:17] [SPEAKER_01]: then he started like

[00:17:19] [SPEAKER_01]: then he just started suing anyone

[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_01]: who spoke out about anything

[00:17:24] [SPEAKER_01]: that's true

[00:17:25] [SPEAKER_01]: that's not a good look

[00:17:28] [SPEAKER_03]: it's not

[00:17:29] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah so anyone that's like

[00:17:32] [SPEAKER_03]: speaking up against him that was like a former

[00:17:34] [SPEAKER_03]: employee they're

[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_03]: trying to invoke like some NDA clause

[00:17:38] [SPEAKER_03]: but because

[00:17:40] [SPEAKER_03]: what dog pack brought out was

[00:17:42] [SPEAKER_03]: illegal

[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_03]: activities

[00:17:46] [SPEAKER_03]: he gets like whistleblower protections

[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_03]: so yes

[00:17:51] [SPEAKER_01]: so the

[00:17:54] [SPEAKER_01]: so the Illuminati

[00:17:59] [SPEAKER_01]: lawsuit case

[00:18:00] [SPEAKER_01]: more youtube

[00:18:02] [SPEAKER_01]: people being sued

[00:18:08] [SPEAKER_01]: basically she tried

[00:18:10] [SPEAKER_01]: to sue every single person

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_01]: and be like they signed an NDA

[00:18:15] [SPEAKER_01]: NDA does

[00:18:17] [SPEAKER_01]: not protect

[00:18:18] [SPEAKER_01]: you or your company for something

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_01]: illegal

[00:18:22] [SPEAKER_01]: and you

[00:18:24] [SPEAKER_01]: cannot sue someone

[00:18:28] [SPEAKER_01]: for something

[00:18:30] [SPEAKER_01]: that has happened

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_01]: before they signed the NDA

[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_00]: I see so a lot of this

[00:18:38] [SPEAKER_00]: is stuff that has already happened

[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_00]: or been happening within this too

[00:18:41] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah and stuff that's like public information

[00:18:43] [SPEAKER_03]: that just gets presented in a new light

[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_03]: they can try to go for like defamatory stuff

[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_03]: it's like hey

[00:18:49] [SPEAKER_03]: you're saying like it's this way

[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_03]: but it's not actually this way

[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_03]: and you're doing this with malicious intent

[00:18:54] [SPEAKER_03]: they could probably go after them that way

[00:18:56] [SPEAKER_01]: but defamation is a little bit

[00:19:00] [SPEAKER_01]: more complicated

[00:19:01] [SPEAKER_01]: because it has to be

[00:19:03] [SPEAKER_01]: it was explicitly made

[00:19:06] [SPEAKER_01]: to be malicious

[00:19:08] [SPEAKER_01]: and was explicitly

[00:19:11] [SPEAKER_01]: known to be a lie

[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_01]: at the time

[00:19:15] [SPEAKER_01]: so

[00:19:16] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah

[00:19:18] [SPEAKER_01]: so like if I said

[00:19:20] [SPEAKER_01]: brandl did you know

[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Tyler dies his hair

[00:19:24] [SPEAKER_01]: because he wants

[00:19:27] [SPEAKER_01]: fake ginger cred

[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_01]: and you believe me and you made a youtube video

[00:19:32] [SPEAKER_01]: off of it

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_01]: and Tyler tried to sue you for defamation

[00:19:37] [SPEAKER_01]: because

[00:19:37] [SPEAKER_01]: you thought at the time you made the video about it

[00:19:40] [SPEAKER_01]: that Tyler was only

[00:19:42] [SPEAKER_01]: a wannabe

[00:19:45] [SPEAKER_01]: you are

[00:19:46] [SPEAKER_01]: not liable for defamation

[00:19:48] [SPEAKER_03]: okay and you probably

[00:19:50] [SPEAKER_03]: get away with that too since like my DNA test shows

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_03]: that I don't have red hair actually

[00:19:54] [SPEAKER_03]: because my DNA

[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_03]: oh yeah I did it but since I've seen some blonde

[00:20:00] [SPEAKER_01]: and then that is how

[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_01]: we put Tyler

[00:20:06] [SPEAKER_01]: through the ultimate test

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_01]: and we find out

[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_01]: there was the blonde this whole time

[00:20:13] [SPEAKER_04]: match the drapes

[00:20:17] [SPEAKER_01]: if your DNA test

[00:20:19] [SPEAKER_01]: thinks you're blonde with it out bro

[00:20:23] [SPEAKER_00]: alright

[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm saying if Tyler goes through the trouble

[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_00]: to dye his hair red now

[00:20:28] [SPEAKER_00]: he probably does the curtains as well too

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah

[00:20:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I've seen the curtains they are very

[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_01]: they're usually

[00:20:37] [SPEAKER_01]: quite manicured

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_01]: quite uh

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_01]: I do trim

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_01]: if it was

[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_01]: a lawn

[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Hank Hill would be proud of it

[00:20:49] [SPEAKER_01]: should we say

[00:20:51] [SPEAKER_03]: very well taken care of

[00:20:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I care very much about my gene

[00:20:56] [SPEAKER_01]: he trims

[00:20:57] [SPEAKER_01]: little fun shapes

[00:20:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I do

[00:20:59] [SPEAKER_03]: like hard side of my heart

[00:21:04] [SPEAKER_03]: the heart was difficult not gonna lie

[00:21:07] [SPEAKER_03]: that was actually kind of hard to do

[00:21:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I was kind of impressed though

[00:21:11] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah thank you

[00:21:12] [SPEAKER_03]: getting the rounded parts

[00:21:15] [SPEAKER_03]: of the heart that was

[00:21:16] [SPEAKER_01]: cutting around it so hard

[00:21:19] [SPEAKER_01]: sometimes

[00:21:20] [SPEAKER_01]: I actually had to grow it out

[00:21:21] [SPEAKER_03]: extra just so I made sure I had enough

[00:21:24] [SPEAKER_03]: so that I could get the shape

[00:21:25] [SPEAKER_01]: oh so you were doing

[00:21:28] [SPEAKER_01]: gradients and shading with your pubes

[00:21:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I was yeah

[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_01]: that's the level of dedication

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_00]: yeah

[00:21:35] [SPEAKER_00]: is that more for you or for your wife

[00:21:38] [SPEAKER_00]: it's for me

[00:21:41] [SPEAKER_01]: I was gonna say like

[00:21:45] [SPEAKER_00]: you know knowing you

[00:21:48] [SPEAKER_00]: all the way since back when in junior high

[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_00]: even before that

[00:21:51] [SPEAKER_00]: uh no I was

[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not sure

[00:21:54] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah because I come up to you

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_03]: to visit uh Cassie

[00:21:59] [SPEAKER_00]: yeah I remember that

[00:22:00] [SPEAKER_00]: I would not be surprised

[00:22:03] [SPEAKER_00]: if you had did it all the way back then too

[00:22:05] [SPEAKER_00]: knowing you then

[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah

[00:22:09] [SPEAKER_00]: well sounds about right

[00:22:11] [SPEAKER_01]: and then also like

[00:22:12] [SPEAKER_01]: go ahead

[00:22:14] [SPEAKER_01]: and then also like have you ever been so bored

[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_01]: or you're just like

[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_01]: you know I bet I could make

[00:22:19] [SPEAKER_01]: this look really cool

[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_01]: have you not been so bored

[00:22:26] [SPEAKER_03]: no really

[00:22:27] [SPEAKER_03]: did you not curate down there

[00:22:29] [SPEAKER_03]: do you not take care of yourself

[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_00]: it's either bald

[00:22:33] [SPEAKER_00]: or not at all

[00:22:35] [SPEAKER_00]: so yeah

[00:22:36] [SPEAKER_03]: oh there's no in between

[00:22:37] [SPEAKER_00]: no not really

[00:22:39] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't have a morning ritual

[00:22:41] [SPEAKER_00]: you don't

[00:22:42] [SPEAKER_00]: no I don't set up lightly centered candles

[00:22:45] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't

[00:22:45] [SPEAKER_03]: you're exfoliating

[00:22:48] [SPEAKER_01]: you're looking

[00:22:48] [SPEAKER_01]: do you exfoliate down there brandl

[00:22:53] [SPEAKER_00]: no I do not

[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_00]: I do not

[00:22:55] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't take tubbies I'm sorry

[00:22:59] [SPEAKER_00]: I turn on the shower

[00:23:01] [SPEAKER_00]: and I put on

[00:23:03] [SPEAKER_00]: arms of an angel

[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_00]: and cry the whole time

[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_03]: I need to get you a test

[00:23:08] [SPEAKER_03]: koozie

[00:23:11] [SPEAKER_03]: what

[00:23:11] [SPEAKER_03]: have you never heard of those the test

[00:23:13] [SPEAKER_03]: it was called the ball koozie

[00:23:17] [SPEAKER_03]: is it the ball koozie I can't remember

[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_03]: ball koozie

[00:23:21] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah

[00:23:23] [SPEAKER_03]: there's the owners

[00:23:25] [SPEAKER_03]: of the business actually came in

[00:23:26] [SPEAKER_03]: to a store

[00:23:28] [SPEAKER_03]: that I was working at once

[00:23:30] [SPEAKER_03]: and they're cool I mean they're very like

[00:23:32] [SPEAKER_03]: bro you know

[00:23:36] [SPEAKER_03]: I

[00:23:36] [SPEAKER_03]: I put this

[00:23:38] [SPEAKER_03]: door-to-door salesman manager bro energy

[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_03]: we're all like

[00:23:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna get you rich man

[00:23:43] [SPEAKER_03]: like that

[00:23:46] [SPEAKER_01]: so you

[00:23:47] [SPEAKER_01]: just instantly felt a kingdred

[00:23:51] [SPEAKER_01]: connection

[00:23:52] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah it's the test koozie

[00:23:54] [SPEAKER_01]: or am I thinking of the ball though

[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_01]: you might be thinking of the ball though

[00:23:58] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah because you're thinking of

[00:24:00] [SPEAKER_01]: the jacuzzi that you dip your nuts into

[00:24:02] [SPEAKER_01]: and then the ball though

[00:24:04] [SPEAKER_01]: is like a dildo that

[00:24:06] [SPEAKER_01]: wraps around only your balls

[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_01]: mmm

[00:24:10] [SPEAKER_00]: didn't we have a joke

[00:24:12] [SPEAKER_00]: about dipping our balls in wax

[00:24:15] [SPEAKER_00]: yeah you

[00:24:16] [SPEAKER_00]: you might have

[00:24:18] [SPEAKER_00]: no no don't do it don't just put this on me

[00:24:23] hahahaha

[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_00]: pretty sure we have discussed this at some point

[00:24:25] [SPEAKER_01]: I

[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I remember you bringing it up

[00:24:29] [SPEAKER_01]: and for some reason

[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_01]: you're really not wanting to put it back down

[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah

[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_03]: you just were like what if

[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_03]: like what if guys

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_03]: you just kept looking at us and not saying anything

[00:24:40] [SPEAKER_03]: and then you'd be like would it be cool

[00:24:42] [SPEAKER_03]: like

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_03]: what do you guys think about it

[00:24:44] [SPEAKER_03]: and then you'd be like

[00:24:49] [SPEAKER_02]: I remember

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if you guys are so flustered right now

[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember

[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_01]: hi you remember that one time

[00:24:56] [SPEAKER_01]: you remember that one time

[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_01]: more like brandl showed up at your house

[00:25:00] [SPEAKER_01]: and then he like took a breath

[00:25:01] [SPEAKER_01]: and we're like oh no he's gonna bring it up again

[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah and then like

[00:25:05] [SPEAKER_01]: we looked at and brandl had the guitar out

[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_01]: and he was like I knew

[00:25:10] [SPEAKER_01]: the first time should have been the last

[00:25:12] [SPEAKER_01]: time and then we're like

[00:25:14] [SPEAKER_01]: oh god what did you do

[00:25:15] [SPEAKER_01]: and then he's like holding the candle

[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah no and it's like it was like

[00:25:20] [SPEAKER_03]: the wick and then the candle

[00:25:23] hahahaha

[00:25:23] [SPEAKER_00]: yeah

[00:25:25] [SPEAKER_00]: so the

[00:25:26] [SPEAKER_00]: joke actually I think it was with

[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Ben actually and you might

[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_00]: have been Tyler Tyler but the joke

[00:25:32] [SPEAKER_00]: was doing that dipping them

[00:25:34] [SPEAKER_00]: in wax but then we had

[00:25:35] [SPEAKER_00]: the realization of like what if it was

[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_00]: fun for the other person

[00:25:39] [SPEAKER_00]: like you're opening up those tiny little

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_00]: cheese cheeses oh actually

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_00]: I do remember this

[00:25:44] [SPEAKER_01]: I remember this it might

[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_03]: have been before but yeah

[00:25:50] [SPEAKER_01]: no no I remember this

[00:25:52] [SPEAKER_01]: but I think in my head I

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_01]: classified it as not a bit

[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_01]: because the dudes

[00:25:57] [SPEAKER_01]: that we were talking to

[00:26:00] hahahaha

[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_01]: so I think it got documented in my mind

[00:26:04] [SPEAKER_01]: as probably has happened

[00:26:07] [SPEAKER_01]: further information

[00:26:08] [SPEAKER_01]: is not needed

[00:26:10] [SPEAKER_01]: hahahaha

[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_00]: well I'm glad you guys remembered that

[00:26:13] [SPEAKER_00]: and I'm not that totally crazy

[00:26:15] [SPEAKER_00]: and it's not just my fantasy

[00:26:18] [SPEAKER_03]: hahahaha on a real note though

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I think I was the one

[00:26:21] [SPEAKER_03]: who was like I wouldn't mind it and I don't

[00:26:24] [SPEAKER_03]: really?

[00:26:25] [SPEAKER_03]: but not my balls but I like

[00:26:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I was about to say

[00:26:28] [SPEAKER_00]: what else is balls

[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_01]: no and oh Brando was the one

[00:26:33] [SPEAKER_01]: who kept bringing up his invention

[00:26:35] [SPEAKER_01]: the ball too the 2-2

[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_01]: for your balls oh yeah

[00:26:39] [SPEAKER_02]: 2

[00:26:41] [SPEAKER_00]: uh yeah

[00:26:42] [SPEAKER_00]: I have the word ball to do a little ballerina

[00:26:45] [SPEAKER_03]: for your balls

[00:26:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like

[00:26:48] [SPEAKER_00]: I could actually make that into a product

[00:26:50] [SPEAKER_00]: and it would sell

[00:26:52] [SPEAKER_03]: it would definitely sell 100%

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_03]: the best part is you could just go get

[00:26:55] [SPEAKER_03]: like a

[00:26:57] [SPEAKER_03]: you know um

[00:27:00] [SPEAKER_03]: there's like

[00:27:02] [SPEAKER_03]: wrist like

[00:27:04] [SPEAKER_01]: like the slappy bracelets

[00:27:06] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah you just get like one of those but

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_03]: like the ones that are like flu feet or

[00:27:09] [SPEAKER_03]: you're supposed to like double as purses

[00:27:11] [SPEAKER_03]: you could totally do that for the balls

[00:27:13] like

[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_00]: way to fluff up your

[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_00]: nutsack I guess

[00:27:18] [SPEAKER_01]: dude hard homies condom line

[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_01]: right it's just

[00:27:23] [SPEAKER_01]: condoms but they're fun

[00:27:25] [SPEAKER_01]: right

[00:27:27] [SPEAKER_01]: so instead of being something

[00:27:28] [SPEAKER_01]: that nobody wants

[00:27:33] [SPEAKER_01]: that's the

[00:27:33] [SPEAKER_01]: that's the uh that's the

[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_01]: the relic condom

[00:27:36] [SPEAKER_01]: get a pack of 8

[00:27:39] [SPEAKER_01]: get a pack of 8

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_04]: one that doesn't work

[00:27:45] [SPEAKER_03]: one of them is straight mesh

[00:27:47] [SPEAKER_03]: basically you won't be able to tell until

[00:27:48] [SPEAKER_03]: after you finish but

[00:27:51] [SPEAKER_01]: in fact

[00:27:53] [SPEAKER_01]: in fact it's like

[00:27:55] [SPEAKER_01]: instead of a reservoir tip

[00:27:56] [SPEAKER_01]: it's shaped like a jet so

[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_01]: it just shoots it even further

[00:28:01] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah it should almost

[00:28:02] [SPEAKER_03]: guarantee pregnancy

[00:28:04] [SPEAKER_01]: if I pass as the first layer

[00:28:06] [SPEAKER_01]: of defense of the human vagina

[00:28:11] [SPEAKER_03]: roulette condom would be such a fun

[00:28:13] [SPEAKER_03]: marketing thing

[00:28:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I can't hear you

[00:28:18] [SPEAKER_03]: oh rude

[00:28:20] [SPEAKER_00]: he was like

[00:28:22] [SPEAKER_01]: wait a minute guys

[00:28:24] [SPEAKER_00]: hello

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_00]: would be such a good concept though actually

[00:28:28] [SPEAKER_01]: really I was gonna say

[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_01]: like just brandl starps

[00:28:32] [SPEAKER_01]: talking he shares the screen later

[00:28:34] [SPEAKER_01]: and he's like filling out a copy

[00:28:36] [SPEAKER_01]: he's laughing maniac maniac

[00:28:38] [SPEAKER_01]: he's all silent

[00:28:39] [SPEAKER_04]: just like what the fuck is going on

[00:28:41] [SPEAKER_00]: okay guys I'm gonna send this over to you

[00:28:43] [SPEAKER_00]: and you guys have to sign your documents

[00:28:45] [SPEAKER_00]: oh good good

[00:28:48] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah

[00:28:50] [SPEAKER_01]: good luckily we have

[00:28:51] [SPEAKER_01]: the brand

[00:28:53] [SPEAKER_01]: so we can register it right

[00:28:55] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah that's true we do

[00:28:59] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah that's true

[00:29:01] [SPEAKER_01]: alright boys here is

[00:29:05] [SPEAKER_01]: here's a question that I've been trying to ask for

[00:29:07] [SPEAKER_01]: a while and there's no good answers

[00:29:09] [SPEAKER_01]: okay

[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_01]: available right now right

[00:29:12] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah

[00:29:13] [SPEAKER_01]: you know how like

[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_01]: women

[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_01]: have the special underwear

[00:29:21] [SPEAKER_01]: when they want to look nice

[00:29:23] [SPEAKER_01]: right

[00:29:25] [SPEAKER_01]: right they're like oh I have this lingerie

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_01]: set when I want to feel nice

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I want to feel beautiful

[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_01]: and good

[00:29:33] [SPEAKER_01]: and then like you looked at

[00:29:35] [SPEAKER_01]: like guys lingerie

[00:29:37] [SPEAKER_01]: and it looks like it's something out of a wish

[00:29:39] [SPEAKER_01]: com ad sitting next to the crack pipe

[00:29:43] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah

[00:29:46] [SPEAKER_00]: nothing is ever sexy enough

[00:29:49] [SPEAKER_00]: or in an appealing light

[00:29:51] [SPEAKER_03]: you just got to feel what it's like

[00:29:53] [SPEAKER_03]: you're gonna want and then you just dress like that

[00:29:55] [SPEAKER_03]: and yeah that's true

[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm saying like is there

[00:29:59] [SPEAKER_01]: a way

[00:30:01] [SPEAKER_01]: that you could market male lingerie

[00:30:04] [SPEAKER_01]: but

[00:30:05] [SPEAKER_01]: not have it be frilly

[00:30:08] [SPEAKER_01]: for the boyhole

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_01]: or have it look

[00:30:12] [SPEAKER_01]: like it's out of

[00:30:14] [SPEAKER_01]: a Halloween costume store

[00:30:17] [SPEAKER_03]: well it's just got like masculine right so

[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_03]: like if anything

[00:30:22] [SPEAKER_01]: google it google it there is

[00:30:24] [SPEAKER_00]: just have some

[00:30:25] [SPEAKER_00]: masculine

[00:30:25] [SPEAKER_00]: just have some celebrity male celebrity

[00:30:30] [SPEAKER_00]: pose

[00:30:31] [SPEAKER_01]: that'll work right

[00:30:33] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah but you have to be

[00:30:35] [SPEAKER_01]: like a manly male celebrity though

[00:30:37] [SPEAKER_01]: and like

[00:30:38] [SPEAKER_01]: why is the

[00:30:40] [SPEAKER_03]: male lingerie skyrim

[00:30:44] [SPEAKER_03]: dude I don't know

[00:30:46] [SPEAKER_03]: oh my god

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah it's all just super frilly it looks like a

[00:30:52] [SPEAKER_03]: thong yeah it is

[00:30:53] [SPEAKER_00]: a thong and I'm sure a lot

[00:30:55] [SPEAKER_00]: of the other pictures are advertising it looks

[00:30:57] [SPEAKER_00]: like it's out of some guys basement

[00:30:59] [SPEAKER_03]: oh my god there's an elephant

[00:31:01] [SPEAKER_03]: oh yeah the little

[00:31:03] [SPEAKER_03]: the tomb

[00:31:05] [SPEAKER_03]: the thong

[00:31:07] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean here's the thing

[00:31:09] [SPEAKER_03]: right the the only way the lingerie

[00:31:11] [SPEAKER_03]: is going to look good

[00:31:13] [SPEAKER_03]: is if it accentuates

[00:31:21] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah but like

[00:31:22] [SPEAKER_03]: for guys I don't know

[00:31:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what you can accentuate

[00:31:25] [SPEAKER_03]: it could be their ash cheeks

[00:31:29] [SPEAKER_00]: but that's yeah

[00:31:30] [SPEAKER_03]: oh there you go there's some like

[00:31:32] [SPEAKER_03]: boxers that are just kind of like clear

[00:31:34] [SPEAKER_03]: that kind of makes more sense

[00:31:35] [SPEAKER_03]: where it's like almost like

[00:31:37] [SPEAKER_03]: you can almost see through it

[00:31:41] [SPEAKER_03]: but they're just

[00:31:42] [SPEAKER_03]: shape like boxers but yeah the rest of this

[00:31:44] [SPEAKER_03]: looks like garbage

[00:31:46] [SPEAKER_01]: there is a

[00:31:48] [SPEAKER_01]: market out there that is going

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_01]: unfulfilled

[00:31:52] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah

[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_03]: it's true and there's a demand

[00:31:55] [SPEAKER_00]: okay we have to

[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_00]: manager braden

[00:32:00] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah the way that we're gonna run

[00:32:02] [SPEAKER_01]: the ads is we're gonna have

[00:32:04] [SPEAKER_01]: like

[00:32:05] [SPEAKER_01]: redneck dude right he's like

[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I want to do something nice for the wife

[00:32:11] [SPEAKER_01]: so Tyler

[00:32:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I want to do something

[00:32:14] [SPEAKER_01]: nice for the wife but everything

[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_01]: online would make me look

[00:32:17] [SPEAKER_01]: submissive and breathable only

[00:32:20] [SPEAKER_01]: they were underware for me

[00:32:22] [SPEAKER_01]: oh man

[00:32:26] [SPEAKER_03]: that's what we're doing

[00:32:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I have a solution for you

[00:32:32] [SPEAKER_03]: this is hard homies

[00:32:33] [SPEAKER_03]: underwear

[00:32:35] [SPEAKER_03]: if you want to look hard and let

[00:32:37] [SPEAKER_03]: your woman know that you're hard for her

[00:32:39] [SPEAKER_03]: this is the underwear for you

[00:32:43] [SPEAKER_01]: hard for your hard homies

[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah

[00:32:47] [SPEAKER_01]: introducing special brindle

[00:32:49] [SPEAKER_01]: and she had the same hard homies

[00:32:51] [SPEAKER_01]: underwear that you love except there is no

[00:32:53] [SPEAKER_01]: ass

[00:32:54] [SPEAKER_01]: it's just a hole

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_01]: assless

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_01]: chaps in your way

[00:33:00] [SPEAKER_01]: what's chaps ass

[00:33:01] [SPEAKER_01]: underwear

[00:33:04] [SPEAKER_03]: you see I figured that would be more

[00:33:05] [SPEAKER_03]: like guy laundry it's just assless

[00:33:07] [SPEAKER_03]: chaps and like a cowboy hat basically

[00:33:10] [SPEAKER_03]: it's your dick

[00:33:12] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah

[00:33:13] [SPEAKER_03]: well no but

[00:33:15] [SPEAKER_03]: you're doing a cowboy hat

[00:33:17] [SPEAKER_01]: but it will cut like a bottom of your balls

[00:33:19] [SPEAKER_01]: you put like a cowboy hat on your

[00:33:21] [SPEAKER_01]: head and then like you put a little

[00:33:23] [SPEAKER_01]: cowboy hat on your dick

[00:33:25] [SPEAKER_03]: put some little steers on your balls

[00:33:27] [SPEAKER_03]: like

[00:33:29] [SPEAKER_01]: there you go

[00:33:31] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah like

[00:33:37] [SPEAKER_01]: chaps

[00:33:38] [SPEAKER_01]: for your scrotum

[00:33:39] [SPEAKER_01]: they look like stirrups it looks like a little

[00:33:41] [SPEAKER_01]: like

[00:33:44] [SPEAKER_03]: care to take a ride of my horse young lady

[00:33:48] [SPEAKER_00]: if anybody turns this into an actual

[00:33:50] [SPEAKER_00]: product before we do

[00:33:52] [SPEAKER_00]: we claim the rates to it

[00:33:54] [SPEAKER_00]: we will sue you

[00:33:56] [SPEAKER_03]: this is our workshop

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[00:36:20] [SPEAKER_01]: oh my god yeah we know

[00:36:23] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah

[00:36:24] [SPEAKER_03]: fucking ear rape me

[00:36:26] [SPEAKER_03]: you asshole this is

[00:36:28] [SPEAKER_03]: this is reparations okay

[00:36:30] [SPEAKER_01]: so like

[00:36:32] [SPEAKER_01]: so like Emily falls

[00:36:34] [SPEAKER_01]: asleep

[00:36:36] [SPEAKER_01]: um Emily falls asleep

[00:36:38] [SPEAKER_01]: really well to like ASMR

[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_01]: or like why are you tubes that

[00:36:42] [SPEAKER_01]: are supposed to like bore you to sleep

[00:36:43] [SPEAKER_01]: right

[00:36:45] [SPEAKER_01]: and she had one on and she's already

[00:36:47] [SPEAKER_01]: asleep in the youtube law

[00:36:49] [SPEAKER_01]: usually I don't play like one or two

[00:36:51] [SPEAKER_01]: and then there was an ad read

[00:36:53] [SPEAKER_01]: in the middle of like this whispering

[00:36:56] [SPEAKER_01]: ASMR

[00:36:57] [SPEAKER_01]: my god

[00:36:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I was like what the fuck

[00:37:03] [SPEAKER_00]: cause you know some

[00:37:05] [SPEAKER_00]: other people are gonna be asleep in the middle of that

[00:37:07] [SPEAKER_00]: just like she was

[00:37:09] [SPEAKER_00]: so of course

[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_00]: like it wasn't like

[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_01]: and this

[00:37:16] [SPEAKER_01]: ASMR was

[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_01]: brought to you by

[00:37:19] [SPEAKER_01]: we're no legends

[00:37:21] [SPEAKER_01]: like it wasn't that bad but I'm like

[00:37:23] [SPEAKER_01]: you know there's some motherfucker who's in like a hypnotic

[00:37:26] [SPEAKER_01]: trance

[00:37:27] [SPEAKER_01]: listening to some woman click

[00:37:29] [SPEAKER_01]: her tongue in the mic

[00:37:39] [SPEAKER_03]: 50% off

[00:37:43] [SPEAKER_01]: you know

[00:37:44] [SPEAKER_01]: there's some like motherfucker who's like

[00:37:46] [SPEAKER_01]: yes this is a hypnotic trance I am so

[00:37:48] [SPEAKER_01]: suggestible right now

[00:37:50] [SPEAKER_01]: and then coming out of that and they're like

[00:37:52] [SPEAKER_01]: oh fuck I really need to buy

[00:37:54] [SPEAKER_01]: sex toys

[00:37:55] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah it's really weird

[00:37:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I never really needed or wanted them before

[00:38:00] [SPEAKER_03]: but now

[00:38:01] [SPEAKER_01]: what do you mean

[00:38:04] [SPEAKER_01]: what do you

[00:38:06] [SPEAKER_01]: mean you went to go take a nap

[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_01]: and then you're waking up saying

[00:38:11] [SPEAKER_01]: I need to go do my makeup

[00:38:13] [SPEAKER_01]: what the fuck happened to you

[00:38:15] [SPEAKER_01]: while you were asleep

[00:38:19] [SPEAKER_01]: oh man

[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_01]: the contours I need to shade

[00:38:22] [SPEAKER_01]: my upper lip line

[00:38:27] [SPEAKER_03]: oh my god

[00:38:29] [SPEAKER_03]: oh my god

[00:38:31] [SPEAKER_03]: guys

[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_03]: guys

[00:38:35] [SPEAKER_01]: oh my god

[00:38:38] [SPEAKER_03]: hey is it cool if I workshop some ideas with

[00:38:41] [SPEAKER_03]: you right now

[00:38:42] [SPEAKER_01]: sure just make sure that you own the copyright

[00:38:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I do

[00:38:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I do

[00:38:47] [SPEAKER_03]: this is like

[00:38:49] [SPEAKER_03]: that thing that Keldon was working on

[00:38:52] [SPEAKER_03]: oh yeah

[00:38:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I made some ideas

[00:38:57] [SPEAKER_03]: for like

[00:38:59] [SPEAKER_03]: essentially what like

[00:39:00] [SPEAKER_03]: one

[00:39:02] [SPEAKER_03]: I won't go into it entirely but like

[00:39:06] [SPEAKER_03]: it's gonna be like an improv show

[00:39:09] [SPEAKER_03]: and

[00:39:11] [SPEAKER_01]: already you should be ashamed of yourself

[00:39:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not actually

[00:39:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I love improv so fuck you

[00:39:17] [SPEAKER_03]: but one just

[00:39:19] [SPEAKER_03]: say that unironically

[00:39:21] [SPEAKER_03]: with the improv captain you fucking asshole

[00:39:23] [SPEAKER_03]: why would you admit that

[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_03]: my god

[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_03]: don't fuck yourself right now

[00:39:28] [SPEAKER_03]: listen

[00:39:31] [SPEAKER_03]: listen

[00:39:32] [SPEAKER_03]: okay the idea is

[00:39:35] [SPEAKER_03]: um

[00:39:36] [SPEAKER_03]: have one where

[00:39:38] [SPEAKER_03]: it's called two lawyers

[00:39:41] [SPEAKER_03]: you're both of us

[00:39:42] [SPEAKER_03]: either one of us is either the defense attorney

[00:39:45] [SPEAKER_03]: or the prosecutor

[00:39:46] [SPEAKER_03]: and like each time we do it it can be like

[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_03]: a different trial like

[00:39:50] [SPEAKER_03]: the state of Nebraska v willy wonka

[00:39:53] [SPEAKER_03]: and then the audience

[00:39:54] [SPEAKER_03]: can throw up crimes and evidence

[00:39:56] [SPEAKER_03]: that helps source detrimental to either side

[00:39:59] [SPEAKER_03]: and then at the end

[00:40:00] [SPEAKER_03]: you

[00:40:00] [SPEAKER_03]: you

[00:40:03] [SPEAKER_01]: reading

[00:40:03] [SPEAKER_01]: eagle

[00:40:06] [SPEAKER_01]: fox coffee zillofen fiction again

[00:40:08] [SPEAKER_03]: no no no this is just like an improv

[00:40:11] [SPEAKER_03]: show idea but if you think it's

[00:40:12] [SPEAKER_03]: shit I want you to tell me why you think

[00:40:14] [SPEAKER_03]: it's shit instead of just

[00:40:16] [SPEAKER_01]: shitting on it okay well fine

[00:40:19] [SPEAKER_01]: if you want audience participation

[00:40:21] [SPEAKER_01]: like in improv

[00:40:23] [SPEAKER_01]: either you're going to need a live studio

[00:40:25] [SPEAKER_01]: audience which is cringe

[00:40:27] [SPEAKER_01]: or else you're gonna need twitch

[00:40:28] [SPEAKER_01]: that opened up when you film it

[00:40:31] [SPEAKER_01]: that would be the idea

[00:40:33] [SPEAKER_01]: yes

[00:40:34] [SPEAKER_00]: so is this something that

[00:40:37] [SPEAKER_00]: you and Keldon are wanting to do

[00:40:38] [SPEAKER_00]: or is this more of a Keldon

[00:40:41] [SPEAKER_00]: specific oh I want to

[00:40:42] [SPEAKER_00]: do it too obviously

[00:40:44] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah we both but

[00:40:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I just wanted to get some feedback on some

[00:40:48] [SPEAKER_03]: of these ideas and plus I don't think any

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_03]: of our audience is gonna like

[00:40:52] [SPEAKER_03]: take this and run off with it if you do

[00:40:54] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll find you

[00:40:55] [SPEAKER_03]: I know you fucking are

[00:40:57] [SPEAKER_00]: we know where you sleep

[00:40:59] [SPEAKER_03]: we know

[00:41:00] [SPEAKER_03]: we know

[00:41:02] [SPEAKER_03]: that's what we're called the hard-hormiest for a reason

[00:41:05] [SPEAKER_03]: the other one was like two political

[00:41:07] [SPEAKER_03]: opponents in a debate so

[00:41:09] [SPEAKER_03]: it's just like an actual political debate but

[00:41:11] [SPEAKER_03]: the agenda isn't questions created by the audience

[00:41:14] [SPEAKER_01]: that would be

[00:41:15] [SPEAKER_01]: that would be funny and at the end of everything

[00:41:17] [SPEAKER_01]: you could just be like I don't even

[00:41:19] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know what he just

[00:41:21] [SPEAKER_01]: said at the end of the there and to be honest

[00:41:23] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know if he knows what he just said

[00:41:25] [SPEAKER_01]: at the end of it

[00:41:27] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah and

[00:41:29] [SPEAKER_03]: like the audience at the end can just

[00:41:31] [SPEAKER_03]: vote to determine who they would actually vote for

[00:41:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I did and then like at the end

[00:41:35] [SPEAKER_01]: of it Maddie could be standing next

[00:41:37] [SPEAKER_01]: to you and you'd be like you did such

[00:41:39] [SPEAKER_01]: a good job Tyler

[00:41:41] [SPEAKER_01]: you answered all the

[00:41:43] [SPEAKER_01]: questions I just put on

[00:41:45] [SPEAKER_03]: like super old person I just yeah go full

[00:41:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Joe Biden

[00:41:49] [SPEAKER_01]: you answered all the

[00:41:51] [SPEAKER_02]: questions you did so good

[00:41:57] [SPEAKER_03]: this other idea that I had is

[00:41:59] [SPEAKER_03]: kind of a ripoff of like

[00:42:01] [SPEAKER_03]: a

[00:42:03] [SPEAKER_03]: game but

[00:42:05] [SPEAKER_03]: I called it Ted talk

[00:42:07] [SPEAKER_03]: with two people but one of them misunderstood what the

[00:42:09] [SPEAKER_03]: stance they were supposed to take was and is now

[00:42:11] [SPEAKER_03]: taking the stance of the other presenter

[00:42:14] [SPEAKER_03]: so

[00:42:14] [SPEAKER_03]: you might want to give it a different name

[00:42:17] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah I mean obviously but like

[00:42:19] [SPEAKER_03]: like

[00:42:20] [SPEAKER_03]: the show no no it's Ted talks

[00:42:24] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah

[00:42:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Ted talk

[00:42:28] [SPEAKER_03]: so we would create

[00:42:29] [SPEAKER_03]: like a live Google Doc slide show that

[00:42:31] [SPEAKER_03]: we I'm thinking it probably best just to let our

[00:42:34] [SPEAKER_03]: friends

[00:42:36] [SPEAKER_03]: add things to during the

[00:42:38] [SPEAKER_03]: presentation and then

[00:42:39] [SPEAKER_03]: the format would be slide a equals positive

[00:42:42] [SPEAKER_03]: thing about topic and inside B

[00:42:43] [SPEAKER_03]: equals negative thing

[00:42:45] [SPEAKER_03]: so it'd be kind of like that

[00:42:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Jack box game

[00:42:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I was going to say

[00:42:50] [SPEAKER_01]: okay so first step one we have to find more

[00:42:52] [SPEAKER_01]: friends

[00:42:56] [SPEAKER_03]: and then you know just make sure that

[00:42:58] [SPEAKER_03]: the if we did let the audience

[00:43:00] [SPEAKER_03]: do anything they can just throw anything in there

[00:43:02] [SPEAKER_03]: not allow slurs to be said either

[00:43:04] [SPEAKER_03]: so you know right

[00:43:06] [SPEAKER_03]: difficult which some people

[00:43:09] [SPEAKER_01]: may be

[00:43:12] [SPEAKER_01]: the ones who may

[00:43:14] [SPEAKER_01]: have a little bit off the

[00:43:16] [SPEAKER_01]: deep end then came back from a cult

[00:43:18] [SPEAKER_01]: and I'm not

[00:43:21] [SPEAKER_01]: referring to our friends that we love

[00:43:24] [SPEAKER_01]: who escaped a cult

[00:43:26] [SPEAKER_03]: no no I know

[00:43:27] [SPEAKER_03]: what you're talking about

[00:43:28] [SPEAKER_03]: um

[00:43:31] [SPEAKER_03]: for anyone who doesn't know that idea

[00:43:34] [SPEAKER_00]: this is the one that

[00:43:35] [SPEAKER_00]: I talked to

[00:43:37] [SPEAKER_00]: when we went camping

[00:43:38] [SPEAKER_00]: and this had somebody else

[00:43:41] right

[00:43:42] [SPEAKER_02]: no yeah you met you met them

[00:43:44] [SPEAKER_02]: so that's who he's talking about

[00:43:47] [SPEAKER_02]: you know them

[00:43:48] [SPEAKER_02]: you know them

[00:43:50] [SPEAKER_02]: but um

[00:43:52] [SPEAKER_02]: anyway okay

[00:43:53] [SPEAKER_03]: what do you guys think about that one

[00:44:00] [SPEAKER_01]: I like

[00:44:01] [SPEAKER_01]: I like the political debate one

[00:44:05] [SPEAKER_01]: um like I was saying

[00:44:07] [SPEAKER_01]: you may need to

[00:44:09] [SPEAKER_01]: find other

[00:44:10] [SPEAKER_01]: ways of getting

[00:44:12] [SPEAKER_01]: questions than just

[00:44:13] [SPEAKER_01]: live

[00:44:16] [SPEAKER_01]: integration simply because

[00:44:17] [SPEAKER_01]: you need to build the audience

[00:44:20] [SPEAKER_01]: and then you do a set of recording time

[00:44:22] [SPEAKER_01]: to where people are actually be available

[00:44:24] [SPEAKER_01]: but you can have it

[00:44:26] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah

[00:44:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I had that in my dog party

[00:44:29] [SPEAKER_03]: so okay yeah

[00:44:31] [SPEAKER_03]: this is just a game show idea like trust me

[00:44:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I could read through

[00:44:36] [SPEAKER_03]: everything that I said so

[00:44:37] [SPEAKER_03]: here in here I talked about how

[00:44:40] [SPEAKER_03]: um

[00:44:41] [SPEAKER_03]: uh

[00:44:43] [SPEAKER_03]: we need to build like a pre-existing

[00:44:46] [SPEAKER_03]: structure that we make for the live stream

[00:44:48] [SPEAKER_03]: so we can block segments into

[00:44:49] [SPEAKER_03]: and have something unique but still familiar to audience

[00:44:51] [SPEAKER_03]: so they're able to expect x thing to be consistent

[00:44:54] [SPEAKER_03]: but why things variable

[00:44:55] [SPEAKER_03]: uh

[00:44:57] [SPEAKER_03]: structure should be set up and then

[00:44:58] [SPEAKER_03]: what I say we need to figure out we need to get a third person

[00:45:02] [SPEAKER_03]: in there more than likely

[00:45:03] [SPEAKER_03]: like an arbiter

[00:45:04] [SPEAKER_03]: uh or like a host

[00:45:06] [SPEAKER_03]: type figure

[00:45:07] [SPEAKER_03]: how are you gonna find an elite

[00:45:11] [SPEAKER_01]: huh

[00:45:11] [SPEAKER_01]: how are you gonna find an elite now

[00:45:14] [SPEAKER_01]: an elite

[00:45:16] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah

[00:45:17] [SPEAKER_01]: what do you mean elite

[00:45:18] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah you mean the arbiter

[00:45:21] [SPEAKER_01]: no

[00:45:22] [SPEAKER_01]: no

[00:45:25] [SPEAKER_00]: I think he wants to strangle you right now

[00:45:29] [SPEAKER_00]: brood

[00:45:30] [SPEAKER_00]: that's the point

[00:45:32] [SPEAKER_03]: but yeah I talked about

[00:45:33] [SPEAKER_03]: also as far as gaining an audience goes

[00:45:35] [SPEAKER_03]: we need to determine the current peak down time

[00:45:37] [SPEAKER_03]: where other big streamers aren't going to suck up the audience away from us

[00:45:40] [SPEAKER_03]: this is only

[00:45:41] [SPEAKER_03]: whatever

[00:45:44] [SPEAKER_03]: as like you know like

[00:45:45] [SPEAKER_03]: pirate software decided to stream from like 12 a.m.

[00:45:47] [SPEAKER_03]: to 4 a.m. it was very successful

[00:45:49] [SPEAKER_03]: moderately quickly and building up an audience

[00:45:51] [SPEAKER_03]: because there isn't a bunch of competition

[00:45:54] [SPEAKER_03]: which allowed him to gobble up

[00:45:55] [SPEAKER_03]: the quote-unquote night goblin

[00:45:57] [SPEAKER_03]: this is what I wrote

[00:45:59] [SPEAKER_03]: so yeah

[00:46:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I have I've put that thought process

[00:46:02] [SPEAKER_03]: in there don't worry that's all in

[00:46:05] [SPEAKER_03]: right now I'm just trying

[00:46:06] [SPEAKER_03]: to focus on like game ideas and like make sure

[00:46:08] [SPEAKER_03]: because

[00:46:10] [SPEAKER_03]: each of these one idea

[00:46:12] [SPEAKER_03]: is based off of like the

[00:46:15] [SPEAKER_03]: structure I was thinking we could go

[00:46:17] [SPEAKER_03]: would essentially be like one entire stream

[00:46:19] [SPEAKER_03]: and then we like do a rotation

[00:46:21] [SPEAKER_03]: of like five of them

[00:46:22] [SPEAKER_03]: of like five good ideas

[00:46:23] [SPEAKER_03]: and every now and then implement a six

[00:46:26] [SPEAKER_03]: to replace one of the ideas

[00:46:28] [SPEAKER_01]: okay so you know how

[00:46:29] [SPEAKER_01]: in ancient Rome

[00:46:30] [SPEAKER_01]: the emperor would either

[00:46:34] [SPEAKER_01]: stick his thumbs up

[00:46:36] [SPEAKER_01]: or let him win

[00:46:37] [SPEAKER_01]: or thumbs down for kill him

[00:46:40] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah

[00:46:41] [SPEAKER_01]: what if you took

[00:46:44] [SPEAKER_01]: witch jet

[00:46:44] [SPEAKER_01]: and they gave thumbs up or thumbs down

[00:46:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like

[00:46:49] [SPEAKER_03]: political prisoners execution dates I think

[00:46:52] [SPEAKER_03]: that'd be fun

[00:46:53] [SPEAKER_03]: that would be cool

[00:46:54] [SPEAKER_00]: yeah because it's also engaging

[00:46:56] [SPEAKER_00]: I guess right?

[00:46:58] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah it must

[00:46:58] [SPEAKER_03]: a true democracy on who gets killed

[00:47:02] [SPEAKER_03]: or not

[00:47:04] [SPEAKER_01]: down

[00:47:05] [SPEAKER_01]: like I've been saying

[00:47:07] [SPEAKER_01]: it would fix a lot of

[00:47:10] [SPEAKER_01]: systems you know

[00:47:13] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah you know

[00:47:15] [SPEAKER_03]: you know but

[00:47:16] [SPEAKER_03]: no

[00:47:17] [SPEAKER_03]: but did you guys like some of those ideas

[00:47:20] [SPEAKER_03]: do you think some of them were fun?

[00:47:21] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah

[00:47:24] oh

[00:47:26] [SPEAKER_03]: the other idea that I had

[00:47:27] [SPEAKER_03]: was called the interview

[00:47:29] [SPEAKER_03]: this is where one of us the interviewer

[00:47:32] [SPEAKER_03]: an interviewee

[00:47:33] [SPEAKER_03]: more than likely just big famous

[00:47:35] [SPEAKER_03]: historical figures questions can be generated

[00:47:37] [SPEAKER_03]: the audience, the interviewee

[00:47:39] [SPEAKER_03]: or interviewee or can have a twist

[00:47:40] [SPEAKER_03]: that the audience determines for example

[00:47:42] [SPEAKER_03]: the interviewer is actually Chris Hansen

[00:47:45] [SPEAKER_03]: and this is to catch a predator

[00:47:47] [SPEAKER_01]: I was gonna say

[00:47:49] [SPEAKER_01]: it was either

[00:47:50] [SPEAKER_01]: gonna

[00:47:52] [SPEAKER_01]: it's either to catch a predator

[00:47:54] [SPEAKER_01]: or it's Nathan for you

[00:47:55] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah something like that

[00:47:58] [SPEAKER_03]: but the interviewer essentially

[00:48:00] [SPEAKER_03]: changes up every time we do it

[00:48:02] [SPEAKER_03]: so it's just like a completely new scene

[00:48:04] [SPEAKER_03]: and we just run that for like a show

[00:48:07] [SPEAKER_03]: and we can have

[00:48:09] [SPEAKER_03]: some redetermined questions

[00:48:10] [SPEAKER_03]: and then we can just have a third person

[00:48:11] [SPEAKER_03]: monitor the chat and kind of curate that

[00:48:13] [SPEAKER_03]: so if anyone comes up with a good question

[00:48:15] [SPEAKER_03]: they'll just feed it to me

[00:48:19] [SPEAKER_00]: so you can get the ball rolling with all that

[00:48:23] [SPEAKER_00]: so all these

[00:48:24] [SPEAKER_00]: would be improv based right

[00:48:25] [SPEAKER_00]: yeah just improv based

[00:48:28] [SPEAKER_00]: which is awesome

[00:48:30] [SPEAKER_00]: but do you think you might run into issues

[00:48:32] [SPEAKER_00]: with people who weren't

[00:48:34] [SPEAKER_00]: the greatest at improv such as I

[00:48:38] [SPEAKER_03]: well

[00:48:38] [SPEAKER_03]: for this

[00:48:39] [SPEAKER_03]: she has to be us two acting for now

[00:48:42] [SPEAKER_03]: would it be? got it

[00:48:43] [SPEAKER_03]: I think so I think that was the idea

[00:48:45] [SPEAKER_03]: I'd have to talk to him about that

[00:48:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I think if we implemented a third person

[00:48:49] [SPEAKER_03]: they'd mostly be there to kind of like

[00:48:52] [SPEAKER_03]: monitor the chat

[00:48:53] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah and like instigate things

[00:48:55] [SPEAKER_03]: like we needed to kind of help

[00:48:57] [SPEAKER_03]: keep us on our toes a little bit

[00:49:00] [SPEAKER_01]: usually you were the one instigating things

[00:49:03] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm pretty good at instigating yeah

[00:49:06] [SPEAKER_03]: you're just amazing

[00:49:08] [SPEAKER_03]: no I'm not at everything

[00:49:09] [SPEAKER_03]: no

[00:49:10] [SPEAKER_01]: not at everything

[00:49:12] [SPEAKER_03]: God it's still fucking good

[00:49:15] [SPEAKER_01]: everything he tries

[00:49:17] [SPEAKER_01]: he's amazing

[00:49:19] [SPEAKER_01]: he master skills

[00:49:22] [SPEAKER_03]: he's the greatest

[00:49:23] [SPEAKER_03]: master debater

[00:49:24] [SPEAKER_03]: there is

[00:49:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I am a master debater that is true

[00:49:28] [SPEAKER_03]: that's true

[00:49:31] [SPEAKER_03]: but no

[00:49:33] [SPEAKER_03]: there's a few more ideas on there

[00:49:35] [SPEAKER_03]: and there's a few more that I want to keep

[00:49:37] [SPEAKER_03]: workshopping

[00:49:37] [SPEAKER_03]: do you feel like out of all those

[00:49:40] [SPEAKER_03]: which one do you think would be

[00:49:41] [SPEAKER_03]: the easiest to pull off

[00:49:43] [SPEAKER_03]: and could like fill an hour or two

[00:49:45] [SPEAKER_03]: the political debate one

[00:49:47] [SPEAKER_00]: yeah the political one

[00:49:49] [SPEAKER_00]: because there's so many things you could touch on

[00:49:52] [SPEAKER_00]: and not just our country

[00:49:54] [SPEAKER_00]: others too

[00:49:55] [SPEAKER_00]: it's just a lot of room to work with

[00:49:58] [SPEAKER_00]: okay

[00:50:00] [SPEAKER_01]: and because

[00:50:01] [SPEAKER_01]: American politics

[00:50:03] [SPEAKER_01]: has become a disaster

[00:50:05] [SPEAKER_01]: comedy sitcom

[00:50:07] [SPEAKER_01]: show I feel like

[00:50:09] [SPEAKER_01]: there's a lot of character

[00:50:11] [SPEAKER_01]: archetypes that you can do

[00:50:13] [SPEAKER_01]: and a lot of just

[00:50:15] [SPEAKER_01]: the issue is that it would be

[00:50:17] [SPEAKER_01]: too easy

[00:50:21] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know I think the other

[00:50:23] [SPEAKER_00]: not necessarily in this day and age

[00:50:25] [SPEAKER_00]: where I feel like our economy

[00:50:26] [SPEAKER_00]: no no no NBC

[00:50:29] [SPEAKER_01]: would be like what the fuck

[00:50:31] [SPEAKER_01]: are you guys doing

[00:50:32] [SPEAKER_01]: we weren't supposed to be

[00:50:35] [SPEAKER_01]: the only ones having

[00:50:36] [SPEAKER_01]: the debates

[00:50:38] [SPEAKER_03]: oh man that'd be so funny

[00:50:40] [SPEAKER_00]: ironically I think you would do it

[00:50:42] [SPEAKER_00]: in a more informative way

[00:50:45] [SPEAKER_00]: and better why

[00:50:46] [SPEAKER_00]: NBC

[00:50:49] [SPEAKER_01]: what did he just say

[00:50:51] [SPEAKER_01]: at the end there

[00:50:52] [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't really understand him

[00:50:54] [SPEAKER_01]: and I don't think he understood what he himself

[00:50:56] [SPEAKER_01]: was trying to say at the end there

[00:50:58] [SPEAKER_03]: we wouldn't just like switch to

[00:51:00] [SPEAKER_03]: add hominem attacks in the middle of the debate

[00:51:02] [SPEAKER_03]: just to be fun

[00:51:03] [SPEAKER_03]: we'd actually be like trying to debate the topic at hand

[00:51:06] [SPEAKER_03]: by acting then

[00:51:08] [SPEAKER_01]: just having your fists on the podium

[00:51:11] [SPEAKER_01]: and be like

[00:51:12] [SPEAKER_01]: the rent is too damn high

[00:51:15] [SPEAKER_03]: god damn it these are fixed prices

[00:51:17] [SPEAKER_03]: and the main problem is

[00:51:18] [SPEAKER_03]: the fact that they implemented an algorithm

[00:51:20] [SPEAKER_03]: to tell all the other landlords

[00:51:22] [SPEAKER_03]: what they think the price should be so they've been price fixing

[00:51:24] [SPEAKER_03]: rent to drive people out

[00:51:26] [SPEAKER_03]: of homes to increase property values

[00:51:28] [SPEAKER_03]: and this is a problem in our country

[00:51:30] [SPEAKER_03]: home value should be determined

[00:51:32] [SPEAKER_03]: based off of

[00:51:34] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah exactly

[00:51:37] [SPEAKER_01]: in my

[00:51:38] [SPEAKER_01]: in my solution

[00:51:39] [SPEAKER_01]: if you elect me as landlord king

[00:51:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I can promise you three things

[00:51:45] [SPEAKER_01]: one airbnb

[00:51:46] [SPEAKER_01]: landlords executed

[00:51:48] [SPEAKER_01]: two kick talk house flippers

[00:51:51] [SPEAKER_01]: executed

[00:51:53] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah

[00:51:56] [SPEAKER_03]: man I be

[00:51:59] [SPEAKER_03]: that'd be so wonderful

[00:52:00] [SPEAKER_03]: and it would be live executions all monetized

[00:52:02] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah

[00:52:04] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah monetized pepsi would sponsor

[00:52:09] [SPEAKER_01]: the best

[00:52:10] [SPEAKER_01]: you just

[00:52:10] [SPEAKER_01]: you just get some like special

[00:52:13] [SPEAKER_01]: effects

[00:52:14] [SPEAKER_01]: friendos that we have

[00:52:16] [SPEAKER_01]: and like

[00:52:17] [SPEAKER_03]: this electrocution is brought to you by coca-cola

[00:52:21] [SPEAKER_03]: taste

[00:52:22] [SPEAKER_03]: electricity in your tongue

[00:52:26] [SPEAKER_01]: today's execution is brought to you

[00:52:29] [SPEAKER_01]: by skittles taste the rainbow

[00:52:34] [SPEAKER_00]: god I think you have a great

[00:52:36] [SPEAKER_00]: idea there Tyler and Keldon

[00:52:38] [SPEAKER_00]: but he would be

[00:52:40] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah Keldon's not here right now because

[00:52:43] [SPEAKER_01]: he's like too busy

[00:52:45] [SPEAKER_01]: sending people

[00:52:46] [SPEAKER_01]: to the hospital because that man does not know

[00:52:49] [SPEAKER_01]: his own strength

[00:52:50] [SPEAKER_01]: oh man

[00:52:54] [SPEAKER_03]: before we get more into that

[00:52:57] [SPEAKER_03]: and I'm certain he doesn't want that

[00:52:58] [SPEAKER_03]: shared publicly

[00:53:00] [SPEAKER_01]: I wasn't going to say anything other

[00:53:03] [SPEAKER_01]: than that

[00:53:03] [SPEAKER_01]: I wasn't going to say anything other than that

[00:53:08] [SPEAKER_03]: no no I love all of our friends

[00:53:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I think it'll be I think

[00:53:13] [SPEAKER_03]: it'll be fun there's a

[00:53:15] [SPEAKER_03]: there's a lot of good brainstorming

[00:53:17] [SPEAKER_03]: coming up in

[00:53:19] [SPEAKER_03]: in Shaw

[00:53:21] [SPEAKER_01]: do you pay the one

[00:53:24] [SPEAKER_01]: what

[00:53:26] [SPEAKER_01]: do you pay the one

[00:53:28] [SPEAKER_01]: do I pay the one

[00:53:29] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah you cast brainstorm but do you

[00:53:31] [SPEAKER_01]: pay the one

[00:53:32] [SPEAKER_03]: no I was able to

[00:53:34] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to use a fucking card

[00:53:36] [SPEAKER_03]: okay fine fine you get to draw your card

[00:53:41] [SPEAKER_03]: as well

[00:53:43] [SPEAKER_03]: because you didn't pay the one

[00:53:46] [SPEAKER_01]: you're the one playing stacks

[00:53:48] [SPEAKER_01]: okay

[00:53:49] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah I'm just surprised you haven't

[00:53:51] [SPEAKER_03]: you've literally elected to remove all of your land

[00:53:54] [SPEAKER_03]: but you kept that fucking card out

[00:53:56] [SPEAKER_03]: you dick

[00:53:58] [SPEAKER_03]: and you play land

[00:53:59] [SPEAKER_03]: and then you summon out tokens just

[00:54:02] [SPEAKER_03]: despite me so you can get rid of those instead of the

[00:54:04] [SPEAKER_03]: god damn enchantment that I want you to get

[00:54:06] [SPEAKER_03]: rid of

[00:54:08] [SPEAKER_03]: asshole hey hey

[00:54:10] [SPEAKER_01]: hey

[00:54:12] [SPEAKER_01]: hi

[00:54:15] [SPEAKER_01]: dredge

[00:54:17] [SPEAKER_01]: casting this for dredge

[00:54:19] [SPEAKER_01]: I now have a

[00:54:20] [SPEAKER_01]: seven seven

[00:54:25] [SPEAKER_01]: counter spell

[00:54:27] [SPEAKER_00]: you pay the one

[00:54:29] [SPEAKER_00]: I pay the one

[00:54:32] [SPEAKER_00]: I pay the one

[00:54:40] [SPEAKER_01]: back to negation

[00:54:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I also play back to negation

[00:54:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus Christ

[00:54:46] [SPEAKER_01]: do you pay the one

[00:54:47] [SPEAKER_01]: I do not pay the one

[00:54:49] [SPEAKER_01]: I draw a card

[00:54:51] [SPEAKER_03]: damn it

[00:54:53] [SPEAKER_03]: how do I

[00:54:57] [SPEAKER_03]: how do I

[00:54:58] [SPEAKER_04]: how do you exit

[00:55:03] [SPEAKER_03]: now we're just like

[00:55:05] [SPEAKER_03]: fucking improving a magic

[00:55:07] [SPEAKER_03]: gathering game

[00:55:09] [SPEAKER_03]: exactly

[00:55:10] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah so anyways

[00:55:13] [SPEAKER_01]: when I drop back to seven

[00:55:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to play a wheel

[00:55:17] [SPEAKER_01]: do we

[00:55:18] [SPEAKER_03]: wheel

[00:55:20] [SPEAKER_03]: it passes

[00:55:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll set it again you take seven damage

[00:55:24] [SPEAKER_03]: okay okay

[00:55:26] [SPEAKER_03]: okay so

[00:55:27] [SPEAKER_03]: now I'm going to play a damn nation

[00:55:30] [SPEAKER_03]: is that

[00:55:31] [SPEAKER_03]: is that a result

[00:55:34] [SPEAKER_01]: I am going to cast

[00:55:37] [SPEAKER_01]: I can't fucking remember any of these

[00:55:40] [SPEAKER_01]: I've been out of it

[00:55:41] [SPEAKER_01]: my creatures now all have indestructible

[00:55:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, so you're going to cast

[00:55:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to tap my soul ring

[00:55:49] [SPEAKER_03]: and one blue and I'm going to play

[00:55:52] [SPEAKER_03]: negate

[00:55:54] [SPEAKER_01]: do you pay the one

[00:55:56] [SPEAKER_03]: no fuck

[00:55:58] [SPEAKER_00]: I will draw a card

[00:56:00] [SPEAKER_00]: you know this whole time

[00:56:02] [SPEAKER_00]: I kept trying to disconnect Craig

[00:56:04] [SPEAKER_00]: but I do not have permissions of my wife's account

[00:56:09] [SPEAKER_01]: dude you

[00:56:10] [SPEAKER_01]: dude you don't have

[00:56:12] [SPEAKER_01]: permissions from your wife

[00:56:14] [SPEAKER_01]: that's like

[00:56:15] [SPEAKER_01]: no it's more like Tyler doesn't give me permission

[00:56:19] [SPEAKER_01]: you should be in

[00:56:22] [SPEAKER_01]: an equal relationship with your wife

[00:56:25] [SPEAKER_01]: give and take

[00:56:26] [SPEAKER_01]: and flow if it feels like

[00:56:28] [SPEAKER_01]: you are always giving

[00:56:30] [SPEAKER_01]: all and

[00:56:31] [SPEAKER_01]: you are not able to

[00:56:34] [SPEAKER_01]: ask for anything that is an unfair

[00:56:36] [SPEAKER_01]: relationship and that requires

[00:56:38] [SPEAKER_01]: well if

[00:56:40] [SPEAKER_01]: communication

[00:56:41] [SPEAKER_01]: and to

[00:56:43] [SPEAKER_01]: take it and then the ass

[00:56:45] [SPEAKER_01]: but you know

[00:56:46] [SPEAKER_01]: do you pay the one